Obsessive TV Watching in the Pews

It's interesting how much, at church, we talk about TV shows. Today I talked with Jon about "Battlestar Galactica"'s finale, which took a highly unexpected twist and leaves us wondering where the show will head next. Joe and Jon and Rob and I talked about "Lost," which is also popular among the worship team members (at practice on Thursday night, we often debrief about the previous night's episode). There was some talk about "American Idol," and, of course, about the NCAA playoffs (go UCLA!). I talked with Terry and Joe and Tim about "24." Terry and Joe (father and son) are watching the first four seasons on DVD, having never watched them live; they are now well into the 4th season. Meanwhile, Tim and I are engrossed in season 5.

I have this idea for "24." Jack Bauer has amazing bladder control. In five years, he has never once stopped, amidst that day's frenetic issues with assassins and terrorists and otherwise deeply evil guys, to relieve himself. And yet--hey, everyone has to go to the bathroom now and then. Even a superman like Jack, who no doubt received top-level CIA training in Advanced Bladder Control. So in an upcoming episode, with some catastrophe looming, I'd like to see Jack say, "Hey, guys, you take care of this one. I really need to go to the bathroom." Then he picks up a novel, something you wouldn't expect from Jack--a chick book by Anne Tyler or Sue Miller, or anything from the Oprah Book Club--and heads into the men's room. And in the final shot, where they show four plot threads in split-screen view, one of the shots would be of the men's room door.

I think that'd be great.

Back to our congregational obsession with TV. Is that good, bad, or what? I don't know. Less redeeming than talking about what we discovered in our personal devotions, obviously. It probably wasn't all that different for my parents' generation, the first TV generation. They just had only three channels' worth of shows to talk about (which means there was a greater chance of common viewing habits). It is kinda fun to talk about, to compare notes on that week's shows. But is it healthy? Beats me.

Posted on April 2, 2006 09:39 PM|

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