This week's Time magazine has a cover story about Iran, with an article about what a war with Iran might look like. Sounds like we're definitely headed toward a confrontation. My opinion? Sure, go ahead and invade. The Iranian people will welcome us as liberators. They'll throng the streets as our tanks drive by, showering flower petals on our troops and breaking out the wine glasses. They'll be swinging, swaying, records playing, dancing in the street. All we need is music, sweet music. There'll be music everywhere.

George Bush can occupy Iran, and then let the next president deal with it. As soon as he/she deals with catching Bin Laden...and leaving Afghanistan...and Iraq...and rebuilding New Orleans...and filling in that unsightly hole in the ground in The Big Apple...and fixing immigration...and health care...and global warming. Okay, our soldiers in Iran might have to wait a few years. But hey, it's not like they'll be in danger or anything. Meanwhile, maybe it's time for some more tax cuts so we can do some more shopping. Yeah, that's the ticket!