Here's something of extreme cosmic importance which I just learned and feel an urgent need to record on my blog to alert the world's English speaking population and Trivial Pursuit players everywhere. It concerns the "Happy Birthday" song. Seems someone holds the copyright on it and makes $2 million a year in royalties. Whenever it's sung on TV (like the Tonight Show) or in a movie or some other public venue, they get some money. Which is why, in restaurants, when waiters and waitresses (annoyingly) sing to people with birthdays, they use some other song. The song was written by two sisters in the 1860s, was first published in a songbook in 1893, and was finally copyrighted in 1934. Are you not excrutiatingly grateful to Yours Truly for telling you about this?