The Duct-Tape Artist

JoeLeatherman_200.jpgJoe Leatherman, Anchor's drummer, is a 7th grader and sometimes sports a Mohawk. This week he also sported something else which drew unfavorable reviews from school administrators. He went to school wearing shorts made entirely of duct tape. They had pockets and everything. Joe's Dad, Terry, was quite impressed, though he says the house is now littered with scraps of duct tape.

This is a magnet school focused on drawing youngsters interested in the arts. Don't duct-tape shorts demonstrate a definite sense of artistry? I think so. Joe insists they are comfortable, though I have difficulty imagining that, with the chaffing and general inflexibility, and I didn't think to inquire about zipper-related accomodations. But much of what youngsters wear (such as jeans magically held in place below butt level) don't appear to my untrained eye to be particularly comfy.

Anyway, Joe was asked to remove his duct-tape shorts and don the spare shorts he brought for just such an occasion. Which he anticipated, since a friend got the same treatment a day or two previous.

Joe was told that the shorts were a distraction, to which Joe responded in a most reasonable and respectful tone, "Isn't my Mohawk a distraction?" He was told, "If kids talk about your Mohawk more than they talk about school, then I'll deal with that." Or something along that line. The reasoning doesn't quite track with me, especially when I consider all the other teen-culture fashion accessorizing that could conceivably qualify as distracting--chains and colored hair and prolific piercings, and pants with pockets around shin level.

Joe was telling us about this experience tonight at music practice. I asked Pastor Tim what he would think of someone coming to church wearing shorts made of duct tape. He thought that would be awesome. So maybe Joe will wear them to church Sunday. I, personally, would like to see this example of 21st Century postmodern creative expression. Maybe Joe will sit down on the drum seat and get stuck. Alas, the cost of being an artist.

Posted on October 12, 2006 10:29 PM|

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