Things I Don't Like

  • Little yappy dogs.
  • Spicy hot food.
  • Putting up Christmas lights.
  • Hockey.
  • Tank tops.
  • Movies involving the occult.
  • Stupid subdivision rules, like you can't have a shed.
  • Prepositional phrases.
  • Fussing over biblical prophecy.
  • Winters with snow. I loved living in Arizona.
  • FOX News (a wholly owned subsidiary of the Bush Administration).
  • People who chew with their mouth open.
  • Splash pages on websites.
  • Upscale Christian colleges. Like the Bush Administration, they broaden the gap between the rich and poor, haves and have-nots.
  • Drummers who try to sing (Ringo, Phil Collins, Don Henley...).
  • Clams.
  • Nancy Grace. Like fingernails on a blackboard.
  • People who drive Hummers. They shouldn't be allowed to breed.
  • Obnoxious ringtones. The cuteness factor wore off years ago.
  • Mail-in rebates. Don't make me jump through hoops to get a discount.
  • Dress shoes.
  • Blood tests. I'm a wimp.
  • Anything but the aisle seat on airplanes.
  • Dress shoes.
  • Singing choruses over and over.
  • Tomato juice.
  • Restrictions on how women can serve in a church.
  • Choosing teams. Requires that someone get chosen last.
  • Gas stations that make you pay inside. I won't use them.
  • KMart and CVS Pharmacies.
  • Hotels with outdoor access to rooms.
  • Pipe organs.
  • Email forwards which still contain all the header crap from previous senders.
  • Call waiting. It's just plain rude.
  • Taco pizza.
  • Attending Sunday school in a church I'm visiting.
  • People who talk on cell phones in restaurants.

Posted on October 3, 2006 03:09 PM|

Comments

How angry we get when we turn 50!!

But I sure agree with alot of them.

Posted by: dad | October 4, 2006 09:48 AM

"Spicy hot foot" Yeah, athletes foot is a drag.

Posted by: Tom Datema | October 4, 2006 10:59 AM

Okay, Tom. Smart alec (or aleck?). I corrected it to what I actually meant, which is, of course, food.

Posted by: Steve Dennie | October 4, 2006 11:28 AM

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