I ran across the JesusPets website, and it gave me some laughs. The line at the top asks: "If Jesus returns tonight, who will feed your pets tomorrow?"
Well, that got my attention. I clicked on the "About" link to learn more.
Who is going to care for your pets after you are raptured into heaven?I love that last line--my "post-apocalyptic pet care needs." I browsed around other pages and got a number of laughs. The site has a lot of funny stuff on it. It's most likely done by a non-believer with a great sense of wacky humor. Whoever it is--thanks for not taking us Christians too seriously.If you have a non-Christian family member, they might take care of your pet, but if not, have you made any plans? Imagine being taken to streets of gold while your dog starves to death walking around in his own feces trapped in your small house or apartment, subject to fire and earthquakes or even being eaten by heathens searching for any remaining morsel of food. Do you want that to happen?
That’s what JesusPets is for. We are assembling a community of heathen pet-lovers to care for pets that are “left-behind.” We are coordinating with feed mills and kennels in preparation for your post-apocalyptic pet care needs.
And I'm wondering: who will take care of Jordi and Molly if we're raptured?
Career-wise, I've been hanging around and writing about and cheering on churches and pastors for the past 25 years as my denomination's Communications Director.
Don't worry, since "the rapture" is a 19th century heresy you should be able to find good Christian god-parents for your beloved cats.
This is really one of the best things I've read all week. I might have to mention this post on my blog, too. Love it.
Sorry, Steve. That last comment was from me, but I'm an idiot and didn't sign it. Oops.
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