Fear and Loathing on the John

I sat down on a toilet in a public restroom, and somebody moved into the stall right next to me. It felt very eery. It's never exactly comfortable to use a public restroom. But now, the experience inflicts all kinds of anxieties. I even found myself, for the first time in my life, reflecting on my stance.

Thank you, Senator Craig.

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Hey, look out for those toe taps under the stall divider! Indeed, thanks to Sen. Craig for causing millions to fear public restrooms for a whole different reason!

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