Justice with a Sense of Humor

I love this.

At a cheerleader camp at the University of Texas, 26 cheerleaders, ages 14-17, decided to see how many girls could squeeze into an elevator. The number was 26--the number of cheerleaders, and the number of minutes they were stuck inside. The elevator descended from the fourth floor to the first, but the doors refused to open.

There was panic. One girl fainted, and two others received medical attention. A few cell phones wriggled free and they called for help.

An unsympathetic police spokeswoman, who was probably never a cheerleader, said, "They're lucky that's all that happened....There are signs everywhere: No more than 15 people or 3000 pounds."

As a high schooler who was never part of the "in" crowd, certainly never on any cheerleader's attention list--even at age 51, this story infests me with totally juvenile glee.

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About Me

Steve DennieCareer-wise, I've been hanging around and writing about and cheering on churches and pastors for the past 25 years as my denomination's Communications Director.
I write primarily for my own amusement. If anyone wants to eavesdrop, they're welcome to it. My heartbeat is serving God faithfully through the local church. But my posts repeatedly stray into sports, politics, movies, and other nonsense.
I've been blogging since 2004, and it's been fun. Please understand that, though I work for the United Brethren in Christ denomination, the nonsense I spew out here comes from my own semi-functional brain in a totally personal, non-official capacity. Yes, that's a disclaimer.

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This page contains a single entry by Steve Dennie published on August 12, 2008 11:50 AM.

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