Be Prepared to Groan
Suggested names for the Swine Flu outbreak:
  • Hamdemic
  • The Aporkalypse
  • Hammageddon
  • Epigdemic
  • Hamerican Flu
  • A Virus of Epig Proporktions
And some good advice:
  • Take porkautions
  • Sty at home

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About Me

Steve DennieCareer-wise, I've been hanging around and writing about and cheering on churches and pastors for the past 25 years as my denomination's Communications Director.
I write primarily for my own amusement. If anyone wants to eavesdrop, they're welcome to it. My heartbeat is serving God faithfully through the local church. But my posts repeatedly stray into sports, politics, movies, and other nonsense.
I've been blogging since 2004, and it's been fun. Please understand that, though I work for the United Brethren in Christ denomination, the nonsense I spew out here comes from my own semi-functional brain in a totally personal, non-official capacity. Yes, that's a disclaimer.

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This page contains a single entry by Steve Dennie published on May 1, 2009 11:33 AM.

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